February 2011
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Watchryansdeathblog:
performing a monologue I just wrote in my head that was inspired by a monologue I read years and years ago.
ryan i love you
skittleguy:
Sometimes, I see cumshots referred to as “sperming”.
Such a boner killer.
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S.T.A.L.K.E.R. For Real!
My daughter decided she wanted to play-act Call of Pripyat, or “Robot Suit Guy” as she calls it. She got her toolbox, which she has not used since she was 4, and put a bunch of equipment in it, including a toy plane (“big gun”) and a drill (“small gun”). Lacking an exo to wear, she made do with her pink fuzzy bath robe. For a detector she used a ...
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i like to poop back and forth i like to poop back...
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what the fuck customer service
Swetha(16: 35:56): Is there anything else that I could help you with today so that I can see smile on your face?
Me(16: 36:17): hahahah, no thanks that's all i need
Swetha(16: 36:46): I am glad that I made you smile.
skittleguy:
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